Dey say you can’t do it. ‘N by “dey”, I mean sintists who did some bullshit study who den concluded that it’s impossible to tickle yourself ‘cuz o’ some shit involving some cereb-something ‘n shit.
But dey wrong.
Go ahead, try it. Tickle yourself.
Dose sintists dunno wat da hell dey be talkin’ ’bout, yo.
Dem sintists be a bunch of eggplants, meng.
I mean, plz. Come nao. My opinion > sinse.
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